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Monday, April 24th, 2006

Subject:the saga of scribble.
Time:5:19 pm.

The new journal is here.
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Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

Time:11:23 am.
Am creating new Live Journal for creatively challenging purposes.

Anyone interested in my continued struggle to actually crank out a novel, drop me a comment and I'll add you to the new journal when it's been created. Expect lots of literary babble. Had a blog for just these purposes, but find that I prefer the livejournal format, and so have returned.

Missed you all, I did. :)
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Saturday, November 12th, 2005

Time:5:31 pm.
Mood:this tunnel..
Dear Saturday:

I have so much to say, and nothing to write.
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Friday, November 11th, 2005

Time:1:23 pm.
the halo may be creative license...

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but the baseball bat is totally true to life.
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Monday, October 31st, 2005

Subject:because I am a huge fucking dork.
Time:4:03 pm.
quotation marks
You scored 69% Sociability and 82% Sophistication!
There is a lot more to you than meets the eye. You certainly get plenty of "action," but you'd be happier if those who lusted after you were more selective. You hate being used as a general intensifier; haven't these people ever heard of underlining? Italics? And yes, you remember the cruel words Mr. Joyce directed at you. But you let none of this get you down; those who abuse you are destined for a "special" reward, sooner or later. You feel particularly warm toward periods, commas, exclamation points, and question marks, and usually wish to have them next to you. Parenthesis can sometimes trouble you.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 92% on Sociability

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You scored higher than 97% on Sophistication
Link: The Which Punctuation Mark Are You Test written by Gazda on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

God, I'm "cool."
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Thursday, October 27th, 2005

Time:5:38 pm.
Dear Stephen Sondheim:

If you show up, in person, to the opening night of Sweeney Todd -- I'm going to haul off and punch you in the face. You won't understand why, at first, but rest assured that I have my reasons. You put me through the worst four months of my life -- I deserve to punch you in the face more than most people.

This doesn't mean I don't greatly enjoy most of your work. In fact, I'm quite looking forward to getting dressed up to go to this opening, and hob-nobbing with yourself and the likes of Mel Brooks. I just need to punch you in the face for Company, and then we can totally get on with the fun-having.

This is fair warning. I'll see you on November 3rd.

-- Christine.
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Sunday, October 23rd, 2005

Subject:Marty doesn't smile.
Time:1:30 pm.
For Evelyn -- Ms. MartyCollapse )
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Thursday, October 6th, 2005

Subject:free will my ass.
Time:2:56 pm.
No kidding.

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Thursday, September 29th, 2005

Subject:i'd like to be the king of all ardinia and wear a shiny hat.
Time:12:56 pm.
You scored as Capt. Mal Reynolds. The Captain. You are the captain of the ship, so the crew are your responsibility. You just want to do the job, get paid and keep flying. Why is that always so hard?


Capt. Mal Reynolds


The Operative


Zoe Alleyne Washburne


Jayne Cobb


Inara Serra


Simon Tam


River Tam


Shepherd Derrial Book


Kaylee Frye


Hoban 'Wash' Washburne


Which Serenity character are you?
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I aim to misbehave.
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Wednesday, September 28th, 2005

Time:3:54 pm.
When you see this meme, post a quote from Firefly in your blog.

Wash: I have a question.
Saffron: You're wondering why, if I have the entry codes and the maps, I don't just go in and take the Laceter myself.
Wash: Actually, I'm wondering what is she doing on this ship?

Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Our Mrs. Reynolds

Saffron: I swell to think of you in me, and I see you do too.
Our Mrs. Reynolds

Wash: Some people juggle geese.
Our Mrs. Reynolds

River: No power in the 'verse can stop me.
War Stories

Wash: I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity
War Stories

Jayne: "Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy... Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

Zoe: Take me, sir. Take me hard.
Jayne: Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettling.
War Stories

Jayne: Looks like we got us some imminent violence.
heart of gold
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Friday, September 23rd, 2005

Subject:it's just the same from the beginning to the end.
Time:8:30 pm.
Mood:this open road for days..
Dear Hurricane Rita,

If you wouldn't mind, could you not go plowing directly into my family?

I'd really appreciate it.


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Thursday, September 22nd, 2005

Time:12:43 am.
Mood:how did you get this number?.
Dear Work Week:

Please be advised that you hereby suck.

Very truly yours,


Dear Social Life:

I have enclosed correspondance denying my own involvement in any circumstances involving yourself and hijinks. Please execute and return same to the undersigned.

Very truly yours,



Dear This Weekend:

Please be advised that I am going to ravish you.

Very truly yours,

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Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

Time:8:11 pm.
Dear Russian Lady:

Why did you chop all my hair off!?

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Friday, August 26th, 2005

Subject:the maneuver.
Time:2:41 pm.
Mood: drained.
Dear Random Subway-The-Sandwich-Place Worker:

I just wanted to say thank you for retaining the information you learned while staring idly at the Heimlich Maneuver posters pasted all over the walls of your establishment.

In case you were curious, choking and not being able to breathe is totally not fun.

Thanks again for saving my life.

I'm gonna go back to work now, a little more light-headed than before.

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Friday, August 19th, 2005

Time:5:24 pm.
Dear Club,

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
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I'm in. Send me my membership card.

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Monday, August 15th, 2005

Time:12:03 pm.
Dear Four-Year-Long-Frustration-With-Blue-Eyes,

I never thought frustration could turn into heartbreak and disappointment that quickly.

Holy shit. This is all very real, isn't it?

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Subject:the battle of 41st street.
Time:10:46 am.
Dear Moving Day,

Please note the sarcasm when I say, "Could you have been any hotter?"

And I mean that in the centigrade way, not the boo-yah way.

Also -- there is no doubt in my mind that you and Traffic On The GWB teamed up against me on this one. Bed Delivery was actually trying to help out, but noooo...the two of you had to ride your Bitter Bandwagon all the way into Astoria. Just once -- once! -- I would like you to get over whatever fiery hatred you harbor towards me and just let it be simple.

Though, I did notice that Horrific Thunderstorm didn't join in your villainous Harrass Christine Club; or maybe Horrific Thunderstorm is a double-agent, on my side, and you had no idea it wouldn't deluge until after all my shit was inside, just as I planned. The tables are turning, Moving Day, and you're about to fall off a very steep cliff.

Into the Ravine of I-Live-Here!

Once all those boxes are unpacked, and the Poang is re-assembled, you will be but a fading memory and I will have triumphed once and for all. Victory will be mine! Moving Day 2005 is conquered!

And the Lightning struck, and the Thunder chuckled smugly, and the Rain washed away the blood and sweat of Moving Day from the steps of 25-76 41st Street. Apartment 3C heaved a sigh of relief, and all was quiet.

-- C.
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Friday, August 5th, 2005

Time:1:33 pm.
Dear Predictability,

Heh. Shock me, shock me.

Gabriel. You're most like the ArchAngel of
Communication, in charge of things like
telephones, libraries, internet, and the 411
phone menu. You're organised and are not shy
about inflicting that organisation on others.

Which ArchAngel are you most like?
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p.s. I promise a round of better letters once I've moved in TO MY NEW APARTMENT!

Tee hee.
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Monday, July 25th, 2005

Time:5:45 pm.
Mood:heretofore, hereby, and duly!.
Dear First Day Of Work At New Job,

Thank you for not sucking!

-- C.

p.s. Now if you could get New Job to go out on a date with New Apartment, I'd appreciate it very much.
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Tuesday, July 19th, 2005

Time:4:39 pm.
I. Am. Job.

that's right, bitches.
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